Caroline, you're angry
'Cause you sleep like a spinster
And you're twenty-eight
You've been thinking late
You couldn't catch a cold

Bend your head double
In the goose down,
Piling all the pillows high
Heave your fiercest sigh
And see if that'll work

And the raincoat that you wore
When it rained today
And the raincoat that you wore
When it rained today
I think it only made it rain more
I think it only made it rain the more

And if the water's all wickin' up your pant-leg
Better wear your britches tight
I should teach you right
To be so down at heel

Going off half [bad word] Not shot full of arrows from the [bad word] Oh, the nerve of them
To not draw their bows

And the raincoat that you wore
When it rained today
And the raincoat that you wore
When it rained today
I think it only made it rain more
I think it only made it rain the more...