Tony, tony, tony, (yeah) 
i only had a couple, (only had a couple) 
 [bad word]  
But heee's had a fair few shots, (here we go again, only a couple, i swear) 
And heee starts to wear alot,(shush man) 
But sheee hasn't beared a drop, 
And thus, everyone stares to watch (OK) 

Cor' Blimey see that bird take a good at look at her skirt, (phwaor) 
Only word i can see heaven take me far from earth 
I'll have some of that love how much are you worth? (definately) 
No i've not been drinkin love this glass is my first, (yeah right) 
Now how about a score, ok then 25, (that's allright) 
Why did you slap me for, i was tryin to be kind, 
Go get your boyfriend then i ain't [bad word]  
So what if he's a boxer i'm already numb, 
Now out of the way its my turn, same again son, (lovely) 
What did u say [bad word] i'll tell you when i'm done, (what?) 
I'm [bad word]  ur flippin [bad word] infact your all scum, 
C'mon then let's have it then, now where the [bad word] my gun, (what?) 
Oh you all think it's a joke well lets just see,(yeah) 
When i count to three you will all respect me, 
Dead bad guy Tony, everyone knows me, (everyone knows me) 
Whats wrong now sweetheart are we getting cold feet? 
 [bad word]  
But heee's had a fair few shots, (just a couple of shots!) 
And heee starts to wear alot, (don't do it again man) 
But sheee hasn't beared a drop, (yeah man) 
And thus, everyone stares to watch (what you lookin at? what you lookin at?) 

[mike skinner] 
Oi, Scuse me can i have a word outside if you please, 
[Tony mitchell] 
What if i refuse what are you gunna do geez? 
[Mike Skinner] 
Oi let's cut to the chase did you disrespect Me Stace? 
[Tony Mitchell] 
Oh you mean that slag she's a bloody disgrace, 
I offered her 25 and she slapped me in the face, 
I mean would you believe it Ted? Right in me face, 
She's Lucky she didn't get put right in her place, 
Thats it i've had enough outside c'mon lets go now, 
[Teddy Mitchell] 
Listen [bad word] that's enough i'ma put it blunt you're lookin like a [bad word]  
Breathe in breathe out, or you'll end up in the back of the meat van, 
Like you always do when you have a glass of gin and juice, 
Causign trouble in the venue what you trying to make the 10 o'clock news, 
No no don't talk your ignorance will be a downfull, 
What you gotta shout loud for? embarrasin yourself when your outdoors, 
Talking big like you got big balls grittin your teeth like a pitbull, 
Lookin like you wanna be sick too, check yourself mate, you're a Mitchell! 
 [bad word]  
But heee's had a fair few shots, (so what if i have? i can do what i want) 
And heee starts to wear alot, (its my life) 
But sheee hasn't beared a drop, (thats her problem) 
And thus, everyone stares to watch (i said what you lookin at?) 

[Teddy Mitchell] 
Please Excuse my brother he's got too much booze in his bladder,(please excuse me) 
Givin you all the chitter chatter gettin [bad word] in a geezer manner, 
Please accpet my apologies on his behalf, 
And i don't think he really meant to squeeze your [bad word]  
But he was being a prick that i can't deny i must admit, (yeah) 
That he was out of line and he pushed it just a little bit, (of course) 
But what about you though, showing off flesh like a sumo, 
Your skirts up too high, and your tops cut too low, (yeah) 
And theres your boyfriend actin like a boss kinda like hugo,(oh yeah?) 
Put yourself in my brother's shoes mate what if it was you bro, 
Let's just all get along do a little dance to some songs, (yeah) 
forget about this nonsense we can all move on, 

Tony, tony, tony, 
i only had a couple