Joie de Vivre why did you break our hearts?
Now who's gonna sing to me when I'm sad?
I mean there's Empire! but Jon just quit the band
And Snowing makes me want to kill myself.

I know that there's other things on your mind
Like starting a Creed cover band.
But I have to be honest with you:
You're one of my favorite bands so don't go.
Please don't.

Think about Marcus.
He was gonna get that tattoo.
Now you're putting him through this [bad word] 
Plus, I heard Epitaph was about to offer you a deal. Oh well.

I guess if this is how it's gotta be
Then thank you for everything.
From the bottom of my sad broken heart,
You dudes are the [bad word] best.