Do you hear this noise, dear?
I'm getting annoyed here
Junkcrabs settle in our clock
they racket about as if to mock

This noise is past-bearing
If I am not erring
junkcrabs in the chronograph
are having a laugh

clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click
clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click
clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-clickedy
bla bla bla

I'm shaken awake and
If I'm not mistaken
Junkcrabs nesting in our clock
they racked about in the tickedy-tock

clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click
clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click
clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click
clickedy-clickedy-rattle-groan-tickedy
creak-helter-skelter-gargle-zizzle-zoom
 [bad word] [bad word] bazinga-kaboom
oopsiedaisy-clatter-outch-gurgle-argh

All doubts excluded
if I'm not deluded
pincered agitators [bad word] our chronometer

It's late and I'm tired
If I'm not ill-wired
junkcrabs cause that dreadful noise
in our time measurement device

What's that now You kidding
 [bad word] and fiddling
what the [bad word] I'm going to snap
thin ice — risk of skidding

How can you sleep
with junkcrabs near the ear well to my sorrow
I fear my dear we have to x
our wedding tomorrow