Aahhh yeah, I’m back [bad word] 
Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should suck my [bad word]  [bad word] (what!) [bad word] (what!)…
I want to have  with your [bad word] (uhh) [bad word] (what!) [bad word] (what!)…
2 plus 2 = [bad word] (uhh).

My love is like lightning…
It gives girls orgasms.
My [bad word] is like an airplane…
It gives girls orgasms.

I’m the Wayne Gretzky of ual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous [bad word] 
I’m the Helen Keller of having .
No, wait…that’s a bad example.

Why did my [bad word] cross the road?
To get to the other… [bad word] (what!) [bad word] (what!)…
I want to have  with your [bad word] (uhh) [bad word] (what!) [bad word] (what!)…
E=MC [bad word] 
I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present…
It’s my [bad word] and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my [bad word] 

I don’t like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not sucking my [bad word] 
Love is for girls and [bad word] 
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways…
Either you have  with me…
Or you have  with me.

I have really good  moves,
That I learned in China.
I’m a ual tiger,
And I feed on [bad word] (raahhrr)
 [bad word] (what!) [bad word] (what!)…
I want to have  with your [bad word] (uhh) [bad word] (what!) [bad word] (what!)…
What time is it? It’s [bad word] 

What’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s [bad word] 
There is none…I want my [bad word] to be inside both of those things.

I’m a good  man.
Girls love my .
I’m a good  man,
Because my  is the best.

I’m like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have  with them.