Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost [bad word] of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine 'Tool Time' you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch 'X-Files'