Hello (echo),
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone [bad word] on (echo), now
I hear you're feeling down
Well I can ease your pain,
get you on your feet again
Relax (echo),
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?
 [bad word]  --There is no pain, you are receding
distant ship, smoke on the horizon
You are [bad word] through in waves
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child, I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now, I've got that feeling once again,
I can not explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am
I........... have [bad word] comfortably numb
I.......... have [bad word] comfortably numb

Okay (echo), just a little pin prick
There be no more AHHHHhhhhh...
But you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up (echo)
I do believe it's working, GOOD
That'll keep you going through the [bad word] on it's time to go
 [bad word]  .....what you're saying--
When I was child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I can not put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone
I...............have [bad word] comfortably numb
(on to one of the best guitar riffs of all time)