If there's someone you can live without, then do so 
If there's someone you can just shove out, then do so 
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You can be my Yoko Ono 
You can follow me wherever I go 
Be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono 

Isn't it beautiful to see two people so much in love 
Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and hand in hand in glove 
Now that I'm far away it doesn't seem to me to be such a pain 
To have you hanging off my ankle like some ball and chain 
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Oh no, here we go 
Our life is just one big pun 
Ono, here we go as Yoko sings 
Aieee! 

I know that when I say this 
I might be stepping on pins and needles 
But I don't like all these people slagging her 
For breaking up the Beatles (Don't blame it on Yokey) 
If I was John and you were Yoko 
I would gladly give up musical genius 
Just to have you as my very own Personal Venus (Hit it) 
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