Daddy Daddy wasn't there
Daddy Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there

Daddy Daddy wasn't there to change my underwear
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there

When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercised
Sticky kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there

When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercised
Sticky kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair
To change my underwear
Daddy wasn't there

Daddy wasn't there peace

If you got a Daddy issue, here's a Daddy tissue
to the to the D-D-Y
to the to the D-D-Y
Say it just fad but I've got a deadbeat dad
to the to the D-D-Y
to the to the D-D-Y
I sit in my room and cry, and I ask myself the reason why
Daddy, Daddy
D-A-D-D-Y, peace