Hey boy, take a look at me
Let me dirty up your mind
I'll strip away your hard veneer
And see what I can find

The queerest of the [bad word] The strangest of the strange
The coldest of the cool
The lamest of the lame
The numbest of the dumb
I hate to see you here
You choke behind a smile
fake behind the fear
The queerest of the [bad word] 
This is what he pays me for
I'll show you how it's done
You learn to love
     the pain you feel
Like father, like son

The queerest of the [bad word] Hide inside your head
The blindest of the blind
The deadest of the dead
You're hungry cause
     you starve
While holding back the tears
Choking on your smile
fake behind the fear
The queerest of the [bad word] 
I know what's good for you
(You can touch me if you want)
I know you're dying to
(You can touch me if you want)
I know what's good for you
(You can touch me if you want)
But you can't stop

The queerest of the [bad word] The strangest of the strange
The coldest of the cool
The lamest of the lame
The numbest of the dumb
I hate to see you here
You choke behind a smile
fake behind the fear
The queerest of the [bad word] The strangest of the strange
The coldest of the cool
You're nothing special here
fake behind the fear
The queerest of the [bad word] 
I know what's good for you
I know you're dying to
I know what's good for you
I bet you're dying to
You can touch me if you want
You can touch me if you want
You can touch me
You can touch me
But you can't stop