(Oh, ho!!) [bad word]  [bad word] fair, [bad word]  [bad word] fair)
(How I love my [bad word] fair)
(There's songs to sing her, trinkets to bring her)
(Flowers for her golden hair)
 [bad word] My, [bad word]  [bad word] fair [bad word]  [bad word] fair
How I love my [bad word] fair (his [bad word] fair)
There's songs to sing her, trinkets to bring her
Flowers for her golden hair

(Oh, ho!!)
Some men plow the open plains, some men sail the brine
But I'm in love with a pretty little maid, for work I have no time

She's [bad word] 
(Oh, ho!!)
Once I sailed from Boston Bay bound for Singapore
But one day out and I missed her so, I swam right back to shore

Back to my [bad word] fair [bad word]  [bad word] fair
How I love my [bad word] fair
There's songs to sing her, trinkets to bring her
Flowers for her golden hair

(Oh, ho!!)
I love she and she loves me, pardon if I boast
At times we fight all the live-long night 'bout who loves who the most
 [bad word] 
(Oh, ho!!)
Soon I'm gonna marry her, love her till I die
There ain't no livin' on love alone but still I'm gonna try
 [bad word]  [bad word] fair, [bad word]  [bad word] fair)
(How I love my [bad word] fair)
There's songs to sing her, trinkets to bring her
Flowers for her golden hair (for her golden hair)

How I love my [bad word] fair (loves his [bad word] fair)
Wow! How I love my [bad word] fair (how he loves his [bad word] fair)