Ooh… I'm gonna [bad word] my pants 
Rah … just [bad word] in my pants 

I ate some black beans a greasy souffle 
I washed it down with a double latte 
I have to go, go-go-go, 
I have to go 
Feel something gooey and warm on my thigh 
Cause I am sitting on a chocolate mud pie 
I moved too slow, slow-slow-slow, 
I moved too slow 
I tried to control it 
But I couldn't hold it 
So sad I [bad word]  [bad word] my pants 

I had a [bad word] out of my oven 
Can't believe I just [bad word] my pants 
Oh yes it's [bad word]  I'm all covered in poo 
I can't believe I just [bad word] my pants 
Ooh… Girl i just [bad word] my pants. 
Ooh… Girl i just [bad word] my pants 

Rah… Just [bad word] in my pants 
nasty flu or a bladder trauma 
Maybe the revenge of montezuma 
There is no love, love-love-love, 
There is no love 
I found the toilet was not as i planned 
There ain't no paper gotta clean with my hand 
I need a glove, glove-glove-glove, 
I need a glove.

Wipe, wipe, flush it baby 
Work it [bad word] that smells like crazy 
Wipe, wipe, flush it baby 
Work it I'm a stink [bad word] baby 

Don't want diapers 
Don't plug up my rear end 
Don't want diapers 
I don't want no depends. 

/French/ 

I don't want no depends x2 just [bad word] in my pants x22