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 The world is in a mess
 With politics and taxes
 And people grinding axes
 There's no happiness

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 Rhythm lead your ace
 The future doesn't fret me
 If I can only get me
 Someone to slap that bass

 Happiness is not a riddle
 When I'm listening to that
 Big bass fiddle

 Slap that bass
 Slap it till it's dizzy
 Slap that bass
 Keep the rhythm busy
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 Misery, you've got to go

 Slap that bass
 Use it like a tonic
 Slap that bass
 Keep your philharmonic
 Zoom zoom zoom
 And the milk and honey'll flow

 Dictators would be better off
 If they zoom zoom now and then
 Today, you can see that the happiest men
 All got rhythm

 In which case
 If you want a bauble
 Slap that bass
 Slap away your trouble
 Learn to zoom zoom zoom
 Slap that bass

 (bridge)

 Dictators would be better off
 If they zoom zoom now and then
 Today, you can see that the happiest men
 All got rhythm

 In which case
 If you want a bauble
 Slap that bass
 Slap away your trouble
 Learn to zoom zoom zoom
 Slap that bass

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