[Intro : Ab-Soul]
Yeah, see I know I can make a lot of money doing this man
 It's just the whole process that uh...
 That I'm having trouble with know what I mean
 I know you just pretty much, you know
 Get the water boiling and just uh get a jar or something like that
 Put it in the jar and just watch it you know bubble up and all that

 [Verse 1: Kendrick Lamar]
Shame on him! (what?)
Lemme put my gloves on
 And my [bad word] on
I'm the chemist that's whippin' it in the kitchen
 This here is not for the children
You need parental advision
 If you wanna learn how to cook in the dope business
First you bargain shop
 Look for the priciest chickens
 I [bad word] that you pay
 Jorge a visit
Got it wrapped in saran
 17.5 no
 Drop four grand
 This is LA man
Unless it be a drought
 But homie if it ain't
 Then it is somewhere else
 Flip your hustle down south
That's a whole other story though
 Back to the lesson
 Hope you're takin' down your footnotes
 Class is in session
Get your [bad word]  Grab some baking soda, a triple beam, a beaker
 And a hanger you can stir it with
Split nine Os four ways in that 36
Place it on the triple beam
 As hard as it may seem, it's not that tricky
Say you'll get it baby just bear with me
 Confidence [bad word] Now let's get busy
This is the procedure
 250 grams of coke, 150 grams of soda
 Place it in the beaker
 Your water should be boiling by then
 Grab a small cup and pour it in
 Twist the hanger until it's paper thin
 Place the hanger in the beaker then give your wrist a circular spin
 But hold on it gets tricky again!
As your hand rotate
 You're probably thinkin' it's safe
Until it starts to harden, slowing down the pace
 The muscle inside your arm is makin' your joints ache
You're [bad word]  on the job, but don't lose fate
 Wait...you got it back soft (good)
 Now pour some hot water inside the beaker jar
The work should rise to the top
 Then pour some cold water on that
 That's when the dope should drop
 Snatch the cookie out the jar, grab a razor from the cabinet
 Place it on the cardboard, then chop
 As soon as the razor hit the work, you're happy
 You're excited that the chemistry worked
This the fiend's appetite
This bigger than life
 You turned to Mr. Nino Brown in one night
You should thank me twice
Though you learned from a chemist who never moved a brick in his life
How ironic...hmm
 Like most of you rappers

[Outro]
Aw I don't believe that man
 You're too professional with it man
 There's NO way you've never done it before, know what I mean
 That was too descriptive