TONE DEAF! I CAN’T PLAY AN [bad word] TONE DEAF! I CAN’T EVEN SING
TONE DEAF! I HAVE TO WEAR EAR PLUGS
THE NOISE MAKES MY EARS RING
THEY TOLD ME WHEN I WS ELEVEN
"YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO TRY.
YOU’VE GOT NO MUSICAL ABILITY."
AND THEY WEREN’T TELLING LIE
TONE DEAF! I’VE GOT NO RHYTHM
TONE DEAF! I’VE GOT NO PITCH
TONE DEAF! I COULDN’T HIT AN OCTAVE
IF IT MEANT THAT I’GET RICH
ALL I CAN DO IS SHOUT
LOUDER AND FASTER THAN MOST
THAT’S WHAT I DO FOR LIVING
TRAVELING COAST TO COAST
TONE DEAF! I DON’T HAVE GOOD METER
TONE DEAF! I DAN’T SING TREMOLO
TONE DEAF! I’VE GOT POOR REGISTER
YOU WON’T HEAR ME SING FALSETTO
NO, I CAN’T HIT THOSE HIGH NOTES
AND I CAN’T GO REAL LOW
ALL IN ALL, I’M TONE DEAF
AND EVERYONE TELLS ME SO
TONE DEAF! 
lyrics: Brecht