[bad word] was just starting a deal 
when it occurred my boss to hire me, lady STL 
Lost of clever candidates demonstrated 
broad vision at selection process go-no-go decision 
My sixiest gear pushed on decision's taking 
- I'm ready to start, heh, money-making 
Miss Thang was gonna start introducing my job: 
'Another [bad word] in the house, 
why not a nice baby-pop?' 
Shut up, [bad word]  I just thought to myself 
I'm a lady STL, I'll give you [bad word] 
She went on explaining what is [bad word] dream 
Sat back introducing [bad word] #39;s team: 
'Yo, nice to meet you, Mr. Low Mr. Tea and Toady-boy!' 
I knew they're ultimate dorks, despite all that [bad word] 
I had to get to my wizzwork 

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One produces that [bad word] 
Somebody gotta use it 
And I just sit and spit 
And we all do that in [bad word] #39;s interest 
Mr. Tea throws a fit 
Toady-boy steals a bit 
And I just sit and spit 
And we all do that in [bad word] #39;s interest 

Meanwhile I was surprisingly enthused 
By the fact that miss Thang was extremely profuse 
Talking 'bout flashy cars and trendy restaurants 
What she needs, who she wants, 
who's another guy to bonk 
After that Mr. Low couldn't restrain 
from porno web-sites 
Waiting for the colleagues leave the office 
and to work nights 
Toady-boy was not just curious in this 
His investigator's talent never left him in peace 
Next morning secretary's giggling in the hall 
Resealed the whole story with the message to all 
We new that Mr. Tea was jealous, Sir Low ever lower 
Miss Thang - just delicious, trying to get over 
So I concluded that for well-paid positions 
One should abandon all the inner inhibitions 
Corporate Logic is something like black box, 
But finally I've guessed how all this stupid 
system works : 

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