Yo Finn. I'm proud. I love you, you, you, son. 
 Yo Finn. I made this message, for you. For you, for you. 
 The Dungeon, for you. This world, for you. This message, it's for you. Finn. 
 Your gonna do, great, great, great. Your gonna do, great things, things. 

 Your gonna do, great, great, great. I love you, you, you, son. 
 Your gonna do, great, great, great. I love you. Son. 
 When Finn finishes, this dungeon. Play this tape for him. 
 When Finn finishes, this dungeon. (I love you.) Play this tape for him. (Son.) 

 Yo Finn. I'm proud. I love you, you, you, son. 
 To Finn. I made this message, for you. Butt, butt, butts are for pooping. 
 Yo Finn. I'm proud. I love you, you, you, son. 
 To Finn. I made this message, for you. For you, for you. 
 DAD! 

 BMO, your ideas are boring. What! Your head on my body isn't boring, it's weird! ahehehe 
 Hey did they make you cry Finn? Huh? Huh? 
 You got, got, got, to call Finn a whi-whiney baby. 

 I'm proud. I love you, you, you, son. 
 Yo Finn. I made this message, for you. For you, for you. 
 I love you, you, you, son. I love you, you, you, son. I love you, you, son. I love you, son. 

 Yo Finn. I'm proud. I love you, you, you, son. 
 Yo Finn. I made this message, for you. For you, for you. 
 Yo Finn. I'm proud. I love you, you, you, son. 
 Yo Finn. I made this message. Do it for Pappy. 

 When Finn finishes, this dungeon. Play this tape for him. 
 Kickin'! (Whoa thats kickin'.) 

 Babies, full of babies. The family sword, it's made out of babies. 
 I love you, you, you, son. I love you, you, you, son. I love you, you, son. I love you, son. 

 Yo Finn. I'm proud. I love you, you, you, son. 
 Yo Finn. I made this message. Your both still little squishy babies. 
 Yo Finn. I'm proud. I love you, you, you, son. 
 Yo Finn. I made this message, for you. For you, for you. 

 [bad word] #33; 

 I made you boys something. It's a dungeon, a proper dungeon. 
 Full of evil monsters, traps, and magic. The whole kazoo! 

 Alright, hey Jake. I wanna remind you what this dungeons for. 
 (whining) 
 In order for Finn to stop whining, he needs to be put through a trial that forces him to take charge of a situation. 

 Yo Finn. I'm proud. I love you, you, you, son. 
 Yo Finn. I made this message, for you. For you, for you. 
 The Dungeon, for you. This world, for you. This message, it's for you. Finn. 
 Your gonna do, great, great, great. 
 Do it for Pappy.