I'm the great mighty poo
And i going to throw my [bad word] at you
huge supply of [bad word] from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little [bad word] 

Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem so know
Which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How'd you think i keep this lovely grin?

Now i'm really getting rather mad
You're like a niggly tickly [bad word] little tag nut
When i've knocked you out
Whith all my bab
I'm going to take your head
And ram it up my butt
(Your butt)
My butt
(Your butt)
That's right my butt
(errrr)
My butt
(errrrrr)
MY BUUUUUUUT