’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
I’m the only one I know
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all I want to do is get into his parka
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
In my tribe

Well,
Me and Muck-Luck-Chuck-Buck
We both like blubber
But me I’ve got this crazy fetish [bad word] 
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
In my tribe

I make a wish on the northern lights
That I can find a decent pair of whale skin tights
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals, they sing now
(Seal noises)

These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll
I even get it excited when I see the North Pole
(See the North Pole)

I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
(only [bad word] Eskimo)
I’m the only one I know
(I’m the only one I know)
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
In my tribe

And now like The Proclaimers would sing it:
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
I’m the only one I know
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
In my tribe

Like Bob Dylan!
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
I’m the only one I know
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
Like Ric Ocasek from the Cars!
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
Oh ah oh ah oh
The only one I know
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
She used to me mi-i-i-i-ine

Like Oasis!
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
(noises)

Like Van Morison:
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
I have seen it caught on the street (garble..)
Ah
Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well
And the crack was good!

Well I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
(only [bad word] Eskimo)
I’m the only one I know
(I’m the only one I know)
I’m the only [bad word] Eskimo
In my tri-I-I-ibe