Whiskey and green tea
At the KTV
Whiskey and green tea
Nearly killed me
At the KTV

My room, the red... [bad word] 
I've been watching walking, talking dogs
Doing karate moves
Oh, being chased by chinese dragons
Through revolving doors
To the thirteen floor
To be greeted by military ...
And middle-aged schoolgirls
Oh, being chased by chinese dragons

Whiskey and green tea
At the KTV, Sing along with me
Whiskey and green tea
Nearly killed me
At the KTV

I was found in a hood town haze
Crawling off of big city walls
Like a bond square bandit
Oh, being chased by William Burroughs
Little rickshaw girl
With a [bad word] smile
Looking at fire in her eyes
Took me out of this world
Oh, being chased by chinese dragons

Whiskey and green tea
At the KTV, Sing along with me
Whiskey and green tea
Nearly killed me
At the KTV

Whiskey and green tea
At the KTV, Sing along with me
Whiskey and green tea
Nearly killed me
At the KTV

Whiskey and green tea
Whiskey and green tea
Whiskey and green tea
Nearly killed me
At the KTV