Track art from insecureillustrator [bad word] 
Lyrics by yours [bad word]  

I'll take you out tonight 
Do whatever you like 
Strider, Strider Be Mine 
Strider Be Mine 

I'll wear your shades tonight 
And clothing you don't like 
Strider, Strider Be Mine 
Strider Be Mine 

When [bad word] to romance, you know there's only one dance 
If your hatred is freelance, I can see me in your pants 

I, I hate your stoic face, and your stupid hair 
I, I think your cape is dumb, and you got no flair 
I, I hate your stoic face, and your stupid hair 
I, I think your cape is dumb, and you got no flair 

Na na na na na 
I want you Strider, yeah 
Na na na na na 
I want you Strider, yeah 
Na na na na na 
I want you Strider, yeah 
Na na na na na 
I want you Strider, yeah 

He thinks he's such hot [bad word]  with all his coolkid tricks, cause 

he gets all of the chicks, can't believe even I fell for this 
He thinks he's such hot [bad word]  with all his coolkid tricks, cause 

he gets all of the chicks, can't believe even I fell for this 

Think you're the *chosen* knight? 
You better stand and fight 
Strider, Strider be mine 
Be [bad word] #39; mine 
You bloody hypocrite, 
Your fine [bad word] won't be missed 
I hope you choke on something sharp and die 

When [bad word] to romance, you know there's only one dance 
If your hatred is freelance, I can see me in your pants 

I hate your stoic face, and your stupid hair 
I think your cape is dumb, and you got no flair 
I hate your stoic face, and your stupid hair-- 
I think your cape is dumb, and you got no flair 

Na na na na na 
I want you Strider, yeah 
Na na na na na 
I want you Strider, yeah 
Na na na na na 
I want you Strider, yeah 
Na na na na na 
I want you Strider, yeah 

I hate your [bad word] face, and that stoic stare 
I think your cape is dumb, and you got no flair 
I think it's pretty clear that I do not care 
But I [bad word] my hands through your hipster hair 

Na na na na na 
I want you Strider, yeah 
Na na na na na 
I want you Strider, yeah 

Hey, Strider, this is it 
You [bad word] make sick 
If you can't handle this 
Shut up and draw some more [bad word] 

Hey, Strider, this is it 
You [bad word] make sick 
If you can't handle this 
Shut up and draw some more [bad word]