Intro:
Female: Female: "Play me pay me kiss me take me" 
Female: "Play me pay me kiss me shake me" 
Female: "Play me pay me kiss me take me" 
Female: "Play me pay me kiss me shake me" 


Verse One:

Lone -ly - man I'm lookin' all I can I'm hopin' for the lady who can make me sing!
Want the business so I need my missus for the  love and  the joy that she can bring!
Had enuff....Got no int'rest in airheaded Barbi Doll wan-na-bes!
U say it's hopeless don't waste my time!
24/7  the time is mine......

Hot babes fake tans from head to toe!
Big Hair Big Smile Ice over- flow!
Need something so real so long ago!
I'm in the know...No Vertigo!!

Female: "Play me pay me kiss me take me" 
Male:   "No Vertigo!"

Female: "Play me pay me kiss me shake me" 
(O..O...O..O..)

Female: "Play me pay me kiss me take me" 
Male:   "No Vertigo!"

Female: "Play me pay me kiss me shake me" 
(O..O...O..O..)

Verse 2:

Everyday lookin out the 9th floor glass, watching babes trippin' dudes left an right...
They be so cold man, they be Baltic, Chumps a' throwin' green for a one night delight!
I never ask a lot for myself.....
Just once wanna take my heart off the shelf.....
I don't need no girl too good to be [bad word] ya'll....
U know I'll find the real thing then watch me walk tall!

Hot babes fake tans from head to toe!
Big Hair Big Smile Ice over- flow!
Need something so real so long ago!
I'm in the know...No Vertigo!!

Female: "Play me pay me kiss me shake/take me" 
Male:      "No Vertigo!"
Female: "Play me pay me kiss me shake/take me" 
(O..O...O..O..)
Female: "Play me pay me kiss me shake/take me" 
Male:      "No Vertigo!"
Female: "Play me pay me kiss me shake/take me" 
(O..O...O..O..)