SHIAWASE ni [bad word] agemashou
Tobira wo [bad word] Shinsoukaiten youkoso

Omeshi mono, katasaki ni ukikusa ga [bad word] Ima dake wa nichijou wo wasurete kudasai na
YoTSUYU wo fuite haiite

Namami no HAATO wa [bad word] ka REA de ne
(Namami no HAATO wa [bad word] ka REA de aa)

Kuchiura ni wa umaku awaseta,
Doku... uso, SUPAISU ga kuse ni natteiku

Kawai ta kanashimi ni FOOKU wo tsukitatete
(Zetsubou RESUTORAN FOOKU wo tsukitate)
Iya na mono wa [bad word] ii kodomo mitai ni
(Kodomo mitai ni)

Genki [bad word] deshou ? (nageki no [bad word] )
Hitokuchi goto ni iyasarete
Mata raishuu to waraite wo [bad word] watashi
Ichiya kagiri no KYASSHU yo

Kurayami de tsukurareta honemi no SHICHUU desu
Senaka kara pittari to SAAVU [bad word] yukimashou
DANSU wo anata to tomo ni

Rousoku ga [bad word] asa no koucha made wa
(Rousoku ga [bad word] asa no koucha made aa)
Omotenashi no [bad word] no [bad word] Ashi, uta, setsuna sa ga karami [bad word] 
Koyoi no CHIKETTO de nan demo nozomi doori
(Zetsubou RESUTORAN nan demo onozomi)
Oishii toko wo kiri totte ii ousama no you ni
(Ousama no you ni)

Koga [bad word] atsu sugi ta (miwaku no [bad word] 
Mune no tsukae wo nomihoseba [bad word] wa mata kamen no mama de [bad word] 
Zetsubou RESUTORAN
Zetsubou RESUTORAN
Zetsubou RESUTORAN
Zetsubou RESUTORAN
Zetsubou RESUTORAN (Zetsubou RESUTORAN)
Zetsubou RESUTORAN (Zetsubou RESUTORAN)
Zetsubou RESUTORAN (Zetsubou RESUTORAN)
Onaka ippai (...ippai)

Koko wa [bad word] to kou [bad word] no [bad word] kousaten
 [bad word] to koufuku [bad word] kousaten)
Ajiwattanara yosho de wa mou, [bad word] 
Genki ni [bad word] deshou ? Hitokuchi goto ni iyasarete
(Zetsubou RESUTORAN)
Mata raishuu to waraite wo [bad word] watashi
Tokete kie chau shokora, ne