Ryan:
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
Chad:
I've got to just do my thing.
Ryan:
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
I'll show you that it's one and the same:
Baseball, dancing, same game.
It's easy:
Step up to the plate, start swingin'.
Chad:
I wanna play ball now, and that's all.
This is what I do.
It ain't no dance that you can show me.
Girls:
You'll never know if you never try.
Chad:
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time.
Yeah. [bad word] on!
Chad:
I don't dance.
Ryan + Girls:
I know you can.
Chad:
Not a chance.
Ryan + Girls:
If I could do this, well, you could do that.
Chad:
But I don't dance.
Ryan:
Hit it out of the park!
Chad:
I don't dance.
Ryan:
I say you can.
Chad:
There's not a chance.
Ryan:
Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor.
Chad:
I don't dance, no.
Ryan:
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
Chad:
I've got to just do my thing.
Ryan:
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
Two-steppin', now you're up to bat.
Bases loaded, do your dance.
It's easy:
Take your best shot, just hit it.
Chаd:
I've got what it takes, playin' my game,
So you better spin that pitch you're gonna throw me, yeah.
I'll show you how I swing.
Girls:
You'll never know if you never try.
Chad:
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time.
Yeah. [bad word] on!
Chad:
I don't dance.
Ryan + Girls:
I know you can.
Chad:
Not a chance.
Ryan + Girls:
If I could do this, well, you could do that.
Chad:
But I don't dance.
Ryan:
Hit it out of the park!
Chad:
I don't dance.
Ryan:
I say you can.
Chad:
There's not a chance.
Ryan:
Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor.
Chad:
I don't dance, no.
Ryan:
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance.
Chad:
I wanna play ball, not dance hall.
I'm makin' a triple, not a curtain call.
Ryan:
I can prove it to you 'til you know it's [bad word] 
'cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too.
Chad:
You're talkin' a lot;
Show me what you got.
Stop!
ALL:
Swing!
Ryan: [bad word] on, swing it like this.
Oh, swing!
Chad:
Ooh.
Ryan:
Jitterbug... just like that.
That's what I mean;
That's how you swing.
Chad:
You make a good pitch but I don't believe.
Ryan:
I say you can.
Chad:
I know I can't.
Chad + Ryan:
I don't dance.
Ryan:
You can do it.
Chad:
I don't dance, no.
Ryan:
Nothin' to it. Atta boy, atta boy. Yeah.
Chad:
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter what?
Ryan:
One, two, three, four, everybody [bad word] on!
Chad:
I don't dance.
Ryan:
I know you can.
Chad:
Not a chance.
Ryan + Girls:
If I could do this, well, you could do that.
Chad:
But I don't dance.
Ryan:
Hit it out of the park!
Chad:
I don't dance.
Ryan:
I say you can.
Chad:
There's not a chance.
Ryan:
Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor.
Chad:
I don't dance, no.

Эй бей же бей же бей битой своей.
Я сделаю только так.
Эй бей же бей же бей битой своей.

Я знаю, что тебе показать,
скажешь мне "спасибо".
Смотри же - бейсбол - как балет, ты видишь?

Ты же мне забей, а потом я посмотрю,
или мне покажешь танци?

Я не о том. (О том.) Не усложняй.
Слышишь,просто пойми на этот раз меня.

К черту дэнс. А я в ответ. Нет не по мне.
Но, сейчас мы сыграем, ну а потом.
Нет, к чёрту дэнс.Выбей за стадион.
К черту дэнс. А я в ответ. Нет не по мне.
Мяч на базе - это шанс для дэн