Asinine, the reasons are asinine! 
I'll never accept that I 
Have fallen horns over heels 

I hear no bells, no [bad word] of angels 
But I've fallen under your spell 
I think I know how Juliet feels 

If Prospit and Derse decide that they both are satisfied, 
Transportalizers all shut down for good this time 
If I can't go to your world when the game is through 
I'll still be horns over heels for you 

So unfair, everything's so unfair 
Buck-teeth and messy hair 
Aren't things that normally tug at my heart 

Your eyes so blue... Oh, I could get lost in you! 
If only you knew the [bad word] .. 
But I guess 'good friends' is a start 

If Prospit and Derse decide that they both are satisfied, 
Transportalizers all shut down for good this time 
If I can't go to your world when the game is through 
I'll still be horns over heels for you 

You and me, together we've led this team 
And soon we'll reach victory 
We might not meet again after this 

I promised I, would not let you see me cry 
But there's not a dry eye 
Between me and you 

I have to tell you soon...! 

If Prospit and Derse decide that they both are satisfied, 
Transportalizers all shut down for good this time 
If I can't go to your world when the game is through 
I'll still be horns over heels for you 
John, I'm horns over heels for you