is for apple
is for butt
is for catbutt
is for doo doo
is for elephant doo doo
is for [bad word] 
is for gorilla [bad word] 
is for huge gorilla [bad word] 
I is for eyeball
J is for jammies
K is for kid [bad word] 
L is for loud and long farts
M is for monkey butt
N is for saying nite nite to neko at nap time
O is for Oh!
P is for panda peeing and pooping in her potty while papa plays peek a boo
Q is for quebert
R is for robotic monkey who's going to take over the world
S is for stinky
T is for [bad word] 
U is for uh oh
V is for flying V
W is for wee wee
X is for exactomundo
Y is for yuckie and yummy and you
and Z is for farts that smell like the zoo