Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
 No you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later I'm greater than you.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
 No, you're not!
Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

 I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
 I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
 I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
You bet.
So can a rat!

 Any note you can sing, I can sing higher.
 I can sing any note higher than you.
No, you can't. 
Yes, I can. 
No, you can't. 
Yes, I can. 
 No, you can't. 
Yes, I can. 
No, you can't. 
Yes, I CAN! 

 How do you sing that high?
I'm a girl!
You coulda fooled me.

 Anything you can say, I can say softer.
I can say anything softer than you.
 No, you can't. 
Yes, I can. 
 No, you can't. 
Yes, I can. 
 No, you can't. 
Yes, I can. 
 YES, I CAN! 

 I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
 I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
 I can open any safe.
 Without bein' caught?
You bet.
 That's what I thought.....you crook!

 Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
 I can hold any note longer than you.
 No, you can't.
 Yes, I can.
 No, you can't.
 Yes, I can.
 No, you can't.
 Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!
 Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Where do you hold all that air?
In my chest cavity.

 Anything you can say, I can say faster.
 I can say anything faster than you.
 No, you can't.  
 Yes, I can. 
 No, you can't. 
 Yes, I can. 
 No,you can't. 
 Yes! 

 I can jump a hurdle.
 I can wear a girdle.
 I can knit a sweater.
 I can fill it better!
 I can do most anything!
 Can you bake a pie?
 No.
 Neither can I.

 Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
 I can sing anything sweeter than you.
 No, you can't.  
 Yes, I can. 
 No, you can't.  
 Yes, I can.  
 No, you can't.  
 Yes, I can.  
 No, you can't, can't, can't  
 Yes, I can, can, can 

 Yes, I can!
 No, you can't!