Tell me about your purple past story
Will your story make me feel sorry?
Cowboy in a pool
Leaping in the boots
Turn around [bad word] around around

Tell me about your purple past story
Will your story make me feel merry?
Sailor on a horse
Rockin' back and forth
Turn around [bad word] around around

Mr Tailor came to both cowboy and sailor man
He brought cowboy hat for sailor man
Yee-haw Yee-yee-haw
'But I'm a sailor'
He brought sailor cap for cowboy
Heeve-ho Heeve-heeve-ho
Horse god gave hot aura for sailor man
Ocean gave cool halo for [bad word] on sing a song of my purple past!