Ah, [bad word]  we got a lot of stupid people Doing a lot of stupid things 
Thinking a lot of stupid thoughts
 And if you want to see one
 Just look in the mirror
 Gotta kill Captain Stupid,
 can't you see him
 Today we start the new way,
 we're Suicidal Gotta kill the old way,
 we'll make it bette
r Won't you join our mission,
 don't be stupid
 Got to kill Captain Stupid
 Gotta kill Captain Stupid
 Brothers killing brothers
, what up with that?
 Can't you see they're laughing,
 that ain't funny
 Babies making babies,
 that ain't love
 You just got screwed over,
 get some respect
 [bad word]  Got to kill Captain Stupid 
Got to kill Captain Stupid 
And I don't understand 
why People be bringin'
 Captain Stupid in their lives
 Treating him like a superhero
 Glorifying him when he ain't nothing
 but a superpunk
 And you see, you're the one who's gonna have to stop him
 'Cause you're the one that started him
 Oh, what's that?
 So how you say life sucks
 Well, ninety-nine percent of it's 
What you make of it...
 So if your life sucks, you suck
 What's that [bad word] you're smoking,
 playing the fool
 Waste your life for nothing,
 when you're something
 What the [bad word] you thinking,
 mind pollution
 Got to get back control,
 it's your life fool
What's that now? 
Ah, so you scared to do something about it Well, you better be scared
 not to do something about it
 'Cause if you don't kill Captain Stupid
 Captain Stupid gonna kill you
 Got to kill Captain Stupid - fool