Get up early in the morning, going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
 [bad word] store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
I hope ual chocolate is in stock, it's got a condom in the box.
I'll try some cocoa puffs
today who the [bad word] is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best, they've got more marshmallows than the rest.
There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from
Wheaties.
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot. It's
the cereal war. 
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs.
The soggies will never get
Cap'n [bad word]  I guess I'll have [bad word] Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat.
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a [bad word] #39; squirrel to you?