Everyone In Thneedville It’s a brand new day
Can’t see the sun, but we like it that way
Here in get more than we need-ville in
Thneedville
You’re never alone MAN ‘Cause you’ve
always got the stuff that you own.
WOMAN I just got my baby a phone
EVERYONE In Thneedville!
Where the smog is real 
MAINTENANCE WORKERS
And all the trees are made of plastic and steel
EVERYONE Here in growing like a weed-ville
In Thneedville Where the buildings
all grow ( Where the buildings
all grow) And the streetlights sprout and 
the chemicals flow
LITTLE BOY I just went swimming, and now
I glow!
EVERYONE Just one place has stayed the 
same The hill that bears our founder’s name
tradition we maintain [bad word] WORKER
Soon to [bad word] a pizza chain!
EVERYONE Pizza Chain!
Pizza Chain! Ooh look! It’s Aloysius O Hare
(Aloysius O Hare) The man who bottled-up
fresh air And became a zillionaire
ALOYSIUS O HARE Everyone round here
works for me 
I sell them something they should get for free 
We live in perfect harmony
EVERYONE In Thneedville! In Thneedville!
Hip-hooray! Hip-Hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!
TED All I’ve ever wanted is a Whoozit Except
for the time that I wanted a scooter.
cellphone, a trombone, a [bad word] sports car, an SUV, robot
that looks like me, broad sword, 
a surfboard, a gas-powered sled,
little pet monkey that dance on my head,
But this, this is totally different Cause
all I ever wanted in my life is the stuff 
that i don’t have
EVERYONE In Thneedville!
It’s a brand new day!
TED All I ever wanted is the stuff 
that I don’t have
EVERYONE Can’t see the sun, 
but we like it that way Here in get more 
than we need-ville
TED Want it terribly!
EVERYONE In Thneedville!
TED Want it horribly!
EVERYONE You’re never alone.
TED All I ever wanted is the stuff 
that I don’t have
EVERYONE Cause you’ve always got
the stuff that you own.
TED Where is the stuff that i haven’t had?
EVERYONE Here in spend until you bleed-ville
Growing like a weed-ville Please don’t 
mention greed-ville We’re happy here
in... Thneedville!