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Say everybody have you seen my balls
They are big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They are packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugarAnd just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven for three fifty
And give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls
They are big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em in your mouth and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They are packed full of goodness high in fiber
So suck on my balls

Hey wait a minute what's that smell
Smell like something burning
Well that don't confront me now
Long as I get my ent paid on friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
Cause I got a sneakin suspision
Oh my baby baby you just burned my balls [bad word] my balls on fire
Have mercy baby my balls are burning
Gimme some water pour some water on me
My balls are burning oh my goodness
I'm blowing I'm blowing them do something

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em in your mouth and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em out baby blow em
Suck on my balls baby (repeat 2 times) [bad word] on baby
Suck on my balls

 [bad word] lady, I just gave you lovin' 5 minutes
and you try to cure me ?