Stranger, step right up and meet the champ,
He's a winner, takes everybody into camp.
May we introduce to you,
Meet a pin ball player who
Lights every light, every night.

Pin ball Paul beats them all,
Gets ten thousand every ball.
Pulls back the jigger, gives it a twist,
Lets it go, and never has missed.

Pin ball Paul gets the call,
Every record starts to fall.
Shoots with his eyes shut half of the time,
Plays all day for only a dime.

Uncle Sam made Paul a proposition,
Gave him [bad word] 
Now when he helps they're mainly rifles -
Hittin' bulls eyes, it's just a game of trifles.

Pin ball Paul gives his all
When he hears that bugle call.
He's in the army doin' his stuff,
Targets don't last long enough
To the champ of them all -
Pin ball Paul.

Pin ball Paul gives his all
When he hears that bugle call,
Beats any game that was ever built,
He's never once had to holler "kill"!
He's the champ of them all,
Long live pin ball Paul!