My [bad word] has two sets of lips, but I don t got monthly blood drips
My [bad word] hardly even used
My [bad word] got lot s of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in
Changing donnie into Marie Osmand

Operation successful, but now I gotta pee threw a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my [bad word] I go from front to back Cause I don t want to get a bladder infection

I never thought I d miss my vas deferance
I trade it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friend my new designer [bad word] They think I m kinda weird but that s ok with me
Cause now I kick their [bad word] playing from the ladies tee
There s nothing finer than having a [bad word]