Hit the jets and watch us blast off

 There’s something going on beneath the water
 People getting hot making sons and daughters
 It’s just you and me 
 And L.U.V. in the T.U.B.

 (Hot Tub of Love)

 Bubbles in the tub bubbles in the glass
 Fig in your mouth and my finger in your [bad word]  Making love tonight 
 Making intercontinental love tonight
 Giving you a hicky over the mighty Mississippi
 Sucking on your toe over downtown Tokyo
 We’re doing this dance over Paris France
 Chuck berry me over Germany
 We’re going all the way cuz it’s not a race
 We can take it slow into outer space
 It’s just you and me 

 (Hot Tub of Love)

 We can take our time don’t have to wait in line
 This hot tub is in the VIP tonight
 Give me the address to the ocean
 I'm about to write it a letter
 You may be the ocean 
 But I’m hotter and wetter
 Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey