What do you wear 
When you need to impress 
Just slip into high heals 
And a brand new little black dress 

You're such a success 
Wearing a little black dress 
And out to impress 
Wearing a little black dress 

Love is a vampire 
Haunting the city at night 
In chic uniform 
Short, black and tight 

Flushed with success 
Wearing a little black dress 
Dressed to impress 
Wearing a little black dress 

Look at you 
Are you lonely 
Is TV how your night ends? 
You need some smarter friends 

(That [bad word] is gonna rob you of your ambition) 
(My only ambition is to get high and watch TV) 

Pessimism 
Is another word for depressed 
For which post-feminism 
Prescribes you a little black dress 

You're such a princess 
Wearing a little black dress 
So chic, such finesse 
Wearing a little black dress 
You're naked unless 
You're wearing a little black dress 
And flushed with success 
Wearing a little black dress