I got a boat for a face
And everyone think that my name is Michael
Yeah, it's not
My name is Terry
Terry from the gas works

I go down the park and swim around
In the lake and nobody stops me
Cause they think I'm a boat
But I'm not a boat
I'm a human like you

Oh, what's your problem with boats
hunh? 
Did you fall off a ship when you was twelve? 
Well, that's not my fault, now is it

You should have been more [bad word] around on a deck like that
And I'll bet you was wearing
Inappropriate

Footwear
Biggy biggy biggy bum
Don't know what I'm sayin? 
I'm sayin biggy biggy bum

Don't be offended It's just the sound
Of my propeller spinning around
You try talking without no lips then get back to me
Ah