Damien: Everybody hates me!

Mr.Mackey: Why do you suppose that is?

Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!

Mr.Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! 

Kyle: You [bad word] #33;

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! 

Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey. 

Mr.Hankey: Aaaaah

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Dude, Kenny is dead.

Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
I'm gonna make love to you woman

Officer Barbrady: Well you ain't Fiona Apple,
and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's [bad word] 

Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?

Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!

Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have  with a chicken?

Stan: At least im not a little pig [bad word] 

Cartman: God [bad word] it!

Stan: Dude!

Kyle: Huh Sick

Mr.Hankey: Aaaah

Cartman: You get you [bad word] [bad word] back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!

Mr.Garrison: You got to [bad word] #33;

Stan: You butt plug.

Kyle: [bad word] #33;

Cartman: Well [bad word] you too. 

Cartman: Well?

Ms.Cartman: Sure Hun.

Cartman: Kick [bad word] #33;

Cartman: Hey, ill blow your freakin head off you peice of [bad word] #33;

Mr.Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?

Cartman: He is a very disturbed little boy.

Ms.Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs?

Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!

Ms.Cartman: You can have a eensy weensy bit can't you?

Cartman: Well?

Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?

Cartman: Okay!

Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts!

Cartman: God Damnit!

Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! 

Kyle: You [bad word] #33;

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! 

Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.

Mr.Hankey: Aaaah!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.

Mr.Garrison: Dumb [bad word]  what a [bad word] #33;

Stan: You fat [bad word] #33;

Kyle: [bad word] You.

Stan: Dude. 

Mr.Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!

Officer Barbrady: [bad word] #33;

Cartman: [bad word] 

Wendy: No, I'm not acting like a freak!

Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish 
sticking out of my butt, and then there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and
then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye! 

Stan: What the [bad word] are you talking about!

Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!

Wendy: Barf is gross!

Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's [bad word] #33;

Pippins: Lunchy munchy hmm!

Stan: Oh yeah? Well at least my moms not on the cover of Crack [bad word] magazine!

Cartman: Damnit, would you shut the [bad word] up?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! 

Kyle: You [bad word] #33;

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! 

Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Mr.Hankey: Howdy Ho!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.

Cartman: Son of a [bad word] 

Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace, the way is paved with gold for ye who seek [bad word] #33;

Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black [bad word] ..the king of all that is evil...

Towns People: Barbara Striesand, Barbera Striesand!

Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand!

Chef: Barbera Striesand?

Leonard Maltin: Barbera Striesand.

Kyle: Kick the baby!