[bad word] Rudy [bad word] Have you heard the latest [bad word] got married
In a two tone boot and a a three piece suit
In a pork pie hat and a black cravat [bad word] Rudy [bad word] 
He said he tired up looting in a shanty town
He said he tired up shooting and messing around

It was a yagga yagga wedding for a yagga yagga man
With a yagga yagga woman and a man that made marriage plan [bad word] Rudy [bad word] 
(Sax solo, guitar solo)

He sent a message in a bottle to the queen but she could [bad word] He sent a message in a bottle to the queen but she could [bad word] Instead of the queen [bad word] six police man
You should have seen the people laugh when they see all [bad word] boys run [bad word] Rudy [bad word] It was a yagga yagga wedding for a yagga yagga man
It was a yagga yagga woman and a man that made marriage [bad word]  [bad word] got married) fade out