One, two, threeand [bad word] with the redneck style because you know I get paid by the mile, like Avis I pave this, Fast save this, everybody smile. . And act gracious see I rob banks, I pull pranks, sometimes I eat franks and knishes,best wishes, I'm vicious and here I am again like CNN. Delivery my friend. Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal Yes we bug a lot and my friends is loud and. . .I'm more freaky than Disco 2000
I scream, I yell, I bark, I bite I'll hit you with an egg on a hot summer night I never let the cops get wind of me I never say die I never take myself too seriously Cause everybody knows fat birds don't fly Stick'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal Means with the green, murder on your spleen living in a dream do you know what I mean goateed indeed, smart like John Steed I'll steal your girlie and I'll steal your weed I got so much flavor. . .I always leave you chewin'  I got so many styles you think I'm from the U.N.
I broke into the White House and never got caught and I'd be Neil Armstrong if I was an astronaut We're always optimistic about human relations We've got more friends than my man Peter Gatien We're always fun loving, so don't start bugging If your [bad word] up and starts kissing and hugging
Stick'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal