Sea monkey, sea monkey kill. One family, 2,057 sea monkeys
This Christmas experience the magic of the Satanic shrimp
Most of us will die for those who shall survive
We are on a mission to kill their [bad word] a little closer, closer to the light
We'll show you our little tricks, we love you
No, we [bad word] hate you
Sea monkeys attack Jesus Christ
Oh how sweet, Jack loves his puppy
Allow us to entertain you
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack is now sea monkey [bad word] We [bad word] you up, we [bad word] your mom,
We sing to her sea monkey love songs
Nibble nibble nibble on the little puppy's flesh
Nibble nibble nibble on the Kibble's N Bits
We turn the stadium into a giant monkey bog
It's an all out sea monkey assault
Better hide your children cuz we're gonna kill them
Watch them pick their [bad word] nose
Stick their fingers into our tank
What the [bad word]  you little [bad word] I swear to God, just say the [bad word] words
And I will kill you little son of a [bad word] Monkey troops move the little demon shrimp from an ocean on [bad word] soon to a theater near you