Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself My name is Shady
So nice to meet you It's been a long time sorry I've been away so long
My name is Shady I never meant to leave you

You see that chick in the gym checking me out?
Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth I lose a (pill)
and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house That was suppose to be (breakfast), where the heck is it now?
Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth
Down the hatchet, the feeling, you can't match it rap-tap-tap on your door with the [bad word] wratchet (tac-tac-tacin a [bad word]  with a [bad word] hatchet nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Zan-exs
 [bad word] back, I'm trying to score me some lapdances I'm bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya

 [bad word] ]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And are you [bad word] baby, my little friend's waiting to say Hello
The way your [bad word] are wiggling and your booty shaking like Jello
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium I don't need to buy any [bad word]  man people give me 'em It just [bad word] everyday extracurriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun
fifth [bad word] and two bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my [bad word] living room
Scuse me hun? But what is your name, (Vivian?) (I woke up) next to ya naked and uh, did we umm?
Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one
No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm
But disease is something I'm trying to keep my [bad word] free from (I find the package) and I'm cool,
I [bad word] like Speedy Gon- Zalez to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the [bad word] 

 [bad word] ]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow,
Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

Oh, those were the days, they certainly were It's hurting me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good
(Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word)
I second that and a [bad word] to emergency sur- -gery to try to flush me because of the [bad word] that he purged
(He's no longer getting) the three-hundred bucks for these Perc-adins Buster's getting to be where he lustfully surged it in
Pain it hitting his knee and his muscles 'be hurting him' Childishly on the phone trying [bad word] up muscle relax-
-ants for his back and a couple of packs Since now he's doubling back-wards and he stumbling back
Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go crack Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap
Almost ended it that soon because of the fact I'm just busting my own chops while I'm bustin a rap
Resuscitated and re-juiced so [bad word] it, I'm back
And so I'm saying...

 [bad word] ]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow,
Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself My name is Shady
So nice to meet you It's been a long time sorry I've been away so long
My name is Shady I never meant to leave you