Little did I know that day
When I dropped off my resume
At the local S-Mart store
That another employee I'd fall for

LINDA
My job was in the check out aisle
S-Mart service with a smile
I hated work, it was a bore
But all that changed when you walked through the door

ASH
I was assigned to Aisle Three

LINDA
And that is where you fell for me

ASH
love so strong it had to be

LINDA
Perfect retail...

BOTH
Harmony
I have to ask a question to the gods above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world

ASH
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?

LINDA
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?

I could barely focus on my checkout line
Your polyester shirt always on my mind
Fantasies took over my
I'd forget to scan items and give'em for free

ASH
How could I concentrate on Housewares?
Who cares about blenders when you're right there?
Our roles reversed, there is no doubt
'Cause I was the one who was checking you out

LINDA
I had a major [bad word] on you

ASH
When I was near you my love grew

LINDA
Finding love at work, it must have been fate

ASH
It's better than meeting on a ElimiDATE

BOTH
I have to ask a question to the gods above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world

ASH
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?

LINDA
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?

ASH
Stocking the shelves
Was all I thought would be
But finding my [bad word] love at S-Mart
That makes this job so groovy

LINDA
I have to ask a question...

BOTH
To the gods above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world

ASH
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?

LINDA
How did the perfect girl land a...

BOTH
Housewares Employee?