Tabloid magazines are made in [bad word] 
The falling stars are getting sucked down
We all get seduced easy
We all get
We get seduced

Sell us magazines about the stars
And watch us stare into the void
What not to wear to the awards
Whose [bad word] escaped on camera now
These creeps are climbing up the trees
The neighbor's calling the police
And snapping pictures by the pool
We get seduced so easy

Check out clerks all thumbing towards the page
An A-list starlet shaved her brains
While starving [bad word] 
TV makes your [bad word] fat

Tell us,
How rad is it living in a microscope?
Broadcast into every single living room
Hot lights on your love life
Let me buy close up tabloid shots of your cellulite

Hypnotizing pages of advice
From their demented fashion do's or dies
Who put this hook inside my mouth? ...you
You're getting so obsessed, it's all you talk about
We're gossip hounds on the couch

How rad is it living in a microscope?
Broadcast into every single living room
Hot lights on your love life
It's not love, that's  on the first night

How rad is it living in a microscope?
Broadcast into every single living room
Hot lights on your love life
Let me buy
Close up tabloid shots of your cellulite