[Eminem]
Aww look at daddy's baby girl
That's daddy baby
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it now you’re two
Baby you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down [bad word] 
If you move again I'll beat the [bad word] out of you
[Eminem](Eminem as Kim)
(Okay)
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying [bad word]  why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
I too loud for you?
Too bad [bad word]  your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I'm like all right
You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
But not for him to take my place, are you out your mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim
Look at your husband now!
(No!)
I said look at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
Little punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the [bad word] up!
(You're [bad word] #33; You're never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a [bad word] #33; [bad word] on we're going for a ride [bad word] 
(No!)
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back
Well I will you'll be in the [bad word] 
So long, [bad word] you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you
You really [bad word] me Kim
You really did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you [bad word] back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's [bad word] up!
(I love you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
(I love you!)
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this look like a big joke?
(No!)
There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat
In your living room, ha-ha
What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You loved him didn't you?
(No!)
 [bad word] you [bad word] don't [bad word] lie to me
What the [bad word] #39;s this guy's problem on the side of me?
 [bad word] you [bad word]  yeah bite me
Kim, KIM!
Why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly don't you
(It's not that!)
No you think I'm ugly
(Baby)
Get the [bad word] away from me, don't touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
How the [bad word] could you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
How the [bad word] could you do this to me? [bad word] on get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out [bad word] #33;
(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)
(Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave)
 [bad word] you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your fault
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marshall
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so [bad word] that you threw up all over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the [bad word] he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced
(No!)
And while this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he just walks in
She panics and she gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note
I should have known better when you started to act weird
We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You [bad word] from me Kim
It's just us, nobody else!
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
(Ahh!)
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