One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
 And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all
 Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall
 And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall
 Tell em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call
 And call Alice, when she was just small
 When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go
 And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low
 Go ask Alice, I think she'll know
 When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
 And the white knight is talking backwards
 And the red queen's off with her head
 Remember what the dormouse said
 Feed your head, feed your head 

 One pill makes you nervous, and one pill makes you fall
 And the ones that you've been taking, won't do you any good at all
 Go ask Alice, she just hit the floor
 Now you say you could take it
 Yeah, you'd say anything
 But when your hab bit does all the talking
 Yeah, you'd say anything
 You could ask Alice but I think she's gone
 Now you've just lost all your money
 and you've been thrown out of your home
 But for one more gram of cocaine, you'd sell you very soul
 Go ask Alice, well now she knows
 She's living in a dreamworld
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 But you'd better pull yourself together
 'Cause this is reality
 But I think that you'd might be better of dead
 Use your head
 Use your head
 Use your head