it was long ago, 
seems like a dream. 
the day I sucked the air 
from a bottle of whipped cream 
and i got real high 
and things got real slow 
and i started talking like this 
what's going on? 
i don't know 
and then i sold my car 
for a Greatful Dead ticket 
my dad yelled at me 
and he grounded me 
and he said i was a [bad word]  
it was the worst day of my life 
and i'll never forget 
but the very next day 
I was doing bong hits 
in the back of my friend's chevy 
so don't tell me 
we're winning the war on [bad word] 
cause [bad word] are like a bog ol' can of raid 
and you're all little bugs 
and don't tell me 
to not get high 
cause i'm as low as i can get 
without kissing your [bad word] 
and blowing you at the same time 
 [bad word]  
man, don't tell me about love and peace 
when one of the Joneses have a handgun 
pointed at me 
don't tell me to just say no 
i'm an addict, i say don't let me go 
whatever happened to  [bad word] n' rock n' roll? 
now we just have AIDS crack and techno 

so they busted me 
so i say  [bad word] them up" 
for selling dope 
and i went to jail 
and i wasn't forgiven 
like that little [bad word] who shot the pope 
and he said i had the right to remain silent 
and they couldn't explain 
but i didn't resist 
and i was invited 
'cause all i ever wanted was the right to remain 
and they questioned me 
yeah, they asked me "why?" 
and i said  [bad word] off" 
i dont think i should be shot 
for selling pot 
it's just my little way of saying "high" 
now my record's all [bad word] up 
now two times a week 
they make me [bad word] in a cup 
well what i want to do 
is [bad word] down their throats 
 [bad word] 

okay, here's the sensitive part 
they told me 
that times have changed 
cause our parents had 
Hendrix, Janis and Jim 
but what about 
River Phoenix and Curt Cobain 
and they told me 
to praise the lord 
but i've been waiting for so long 
for him to call me back 
i think i'm gonna go pray 
at Betty Ford 
and they told me 
that life was fair 
i can't smoke a plant that was made by God 
but i can kill my wife if i'm a football player 
and they told me, 
they told me to just ignore 
but i'd rather smoke crack 
outta Nancy Reagan's skull 
while gettin' a [bad word] 
from Tipper Gore 
 [bad word]