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When you [bad word] grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you til the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fellate him
And stick a finger or two in his [bad word] 
He seems like a total [bad word] Grandpa is a total [bad word] [bad word] Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his [bad word]  [bad word] his [bad word] in broken glass

When you [bad word] grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed? And

(He seems like a total [bad word] Grandpa is a total [bad word] [bad word] Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his [bad word]  [bad word] his [bad word] in broken glass)

This is [bad word] stupid, man
I can't believe you'd have  with your own grandfather
I mean, you guys are related!
What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth
and just lay them on the side of the bed?
Man, you like to [bad word] him in the butt
and have [bad word] in and watch and [bad word] And [bad word] all over the place, this is stupid, I hate you all
I'm not even going to have  with my mom tonight man,
this is stupid!
I hate you!