Last night I told you I loved you, woke up blamed it on the vodka 
I generally thought I was dying and I could see that smile you were hiding 
Last night I told you I need you, that's the last time I drink tequila 
Super lemon and his physic salt kit, I start crying and verbally assaulting 
Last night I asked you to marry me, that's when I remembered the brandy 
I wake up and claim I didn't say it, screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas 

Wish I could stop and I'm not joking 
Drinking too much and socially smoking 
Wish I could stop an start to behave and then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again 

Last night I called you a loser, I think that was after flaming sambuca 
I shouted at you 'do me a favor' and that's when I fell off the pavement 

Wish I could stop and I'm not joking 
Drinking too much and socially smoking 
Wish I could stop an start to behave and then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again 

Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth 
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house 
Do one last shot and know when to stop 
No more photo's on facebook of me doing the robot 
No when to leave and when to lock my front door 
Stop waking up in cheese and in a bed full of people 
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird bestfriend 
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I 

Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking 
I love drinking too much and socially smoking 
Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, Amen 
And hey I just missed another day again