[Intro]
Why don't you open me up?

[Verse 1]
Candy Cane Girl
Don't you know your name, girl?
Twelve people going to ask you just the same, girl
What a world
Christmas once again, girl
That's three hundred and sixty four tears, girl

 [bad word] 
So when Christmas [bad word] 
And nobody's got a gun
And you think it might be fun
To hang around
Think again girl

[Bridge]
Why don't you open me up?

[Verse 2]
Candy Cane Boy
Don't you know your name, boy?
Nine people going to tell you just the same, boy
You're alone, son
In the middle of a million
And nobody knows how to talk to children

 [bad word] 
Oh, when Christmas [bad word] 
And nobody's got a gun
And you think it might be fun
To get a new toy
Think again boy

 [bad word] 
Oh, when Christmas [bad word] 
And no one's got a gun
And you think it might be fun
To make a stand
Think again man